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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Sleeping with another person in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a tank-top no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn the stereo down.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms or a
pregnancy test.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
ROFL. That's hilarious.
Hehe. Those are great, and I was sort of going the other way... Pass out on couches? check. Kill my houseplants? check. 6 am is a good bedtime? check. Dressing up usually involves jeans? check. Fatty fastfood is a really good idea at 3 am? check. The rowdy neighbor is me? check. Cheap wine is splurging? check. So much for growing up. lol.
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heheheheheheheh I like it!
Lol.